The Unknown Kallah

The Unknown Kallah is a parody of an unknown caller who asks questions about a potential kallah who is unknown, or has a potential kallah for the unknown. It is categorized as humor with a hint of mussar. If you don't understand the humor, and won't take the mussar, then this is the perfect guide for you.
"Should I pick up this unknown kallah?"
-Freddy Friedman
"It's dark and lonely down here."
-Avrohom Fried
"Too much questions."
-Noam Rudish
"SHOCKINGLY FUNNY."
-Yeshiva World
"Agent emes, is that you?"
-Uncle Evil
"It's a great guide."
-Chanshi Cookakugel
"I pashut saw it in my kids bathroom, but it's mamish gevaldik!"
-Rabbi Kichel
"I'm actually upset that I didn't think of doing this first."
-Mordechai Schmutter
"Saying good, say better."
-Don Lerner
"Shnooky! Quick! Press the leitzanus button!"
-Dr. Middos
"Who gave this thing a hafgana?"
-Pinchos Lurkowitz
"All I want to know is if she is Jewish."
-Simple Simon
Binding: Paperback
Size: 6" x 9"
Pages: 75
Language: English
The Unknown Kallah [Paperback]
1001 regarding - shidduchim* queries
By: Eli Davidowitz